cuz i'm just cool like that

today has been just one huge example of the excellence that is me. even when i throw up, its glittery and smells like lavender. but anyways, i woke up at 9:30, at four huge pancakes and washed it down with a liter of milk, and went back to bed. when i woke up again at god knows when, i had the single best dream OF MY LIFE OR ANYONE ELSES, so i spent two hours laying there, mentally reliving the dream. basically, i was married to my dream man, my best friend was jesus, and i ate ANYTHING i wanted without running low on cash or getting morbidly obeise. if thats not the best dream ya'll have ever heard, then i can't even imagine what is.... so after i relived the dream over and over again, i came out and ate 2 boxes of raspberries, 3 danonino yogurts, and roughly 18 fishsticks....  so now i'm on the computer
(obviously) and listening to paralyzer by finger eleven (BEST SONG WRITTEN BY MAN (okay thats a lie, but its definetely in the top ten)) by the way, did anyone guess what yesterday's song lyrics were? guess not. it's apologize, by timbaland, feat. one republic. good (breakup) song, but extremely depressing.hey, and ya'll who see meh bff's blog that's so me, yeah she's gonna be gone all week at camp patmos, so guess who's doing THE BEST GUESTPOST ANYONE ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH HAS EVER SEEN?! our friend debra... jk jk, it's totally me..... so imma log off and commit another crime of pure excellence.....

make peace.

have love.

commit the dastardly (is that even a word?) crime of pure, unadulerated EXCELLENCE!